Category Archives: Fun Stuff
…But Romulan Ale Is Still Illegal
Star Trek wine is now available. No word on when Saurian brandy will be imported.
“Got Her And A Swiss Army Knife For A Dollar At The Flea Market”
For all the married couple who are tired of answering the question “How did you two meet?”, Allamagoosa and I came up with some snappy answers. Try these on strangers or friends you want to lose.
“I found her in a box of Cracker Jacks.”
“He came included with the utilities.”
“I won a bet.”
“I lost a bet.”
“Mail order.”
“My neighbor sucks at poker.”
“I woke up one morning and he was on the couch eating Cheerios and watching TV.”
“She was selling cookies door to door.”
“Swap meet.”
“I found her in the produce section attempting to masquerade as a pineapple.”
“It’s a condition of my parole.”
“My brother needed more test subjects.”
“The art store was out of those little mannequins.”
“I bought him at a convention.”
“We met at the morgue.”
“Consolation prize on The Price Is Right.”
“One of my story characters came to life.”
“An A.I. on the internet matched us up.”
“They mistyped ‘bridle’ in the classified ad.”
“I bought a mystery box on eBay.”
“My self-cloning experiment went horribly awry.”
“I won at the festival’s ring toss.”
“The roofies still haven’t worn off.”
“I’ve got custody since I posted her bail.”
“She was stuck in a tree.”
“I’m a roboticist. How’s he look?”
“I’m gonna need someone to take the rap.”
“We didn’t.”
Batzinga!
I’m not sure if I want this t-shirt or not…
Available here for $12 for the rest of today – http://www.qwertee.com/
How Do It ?Search
Seems the current cool kidz meme is to list search terms that lead to one’s site. Since following the crowd* is one of my great joys in life, here’s some of mine…
how to remove pranked watermark sound and video effects from surfaces [I constantly prank my friends’ coffee tables]
cartoon neurons that say funny stuff [I’m all about wisecracking neuron scribbles]
gym candid/candid at gym/candid women exercising [That would be here]
mellon collie funny [Not sure how anyone could find anything remotely amusing about an emo-whining imitation-grunge album by Smashing Pumpkins, but here ya go]
song on the paint huffer youtube video [That would be here]
my spice m-6900 internet setting not install in my handset spice m 6900 internet setting skipped error please help [Apparently someone is having trouble viewing their Spice Girls pr0n on their smartphone]
face sitting fart [That would be here]
pal coimx fuck on the top [Dominatrix comics?]
latest advances in sexbots [As usual, that would be here]
gay meaning: i have a pocket full of quarters and i’m headed to the arcade [Revised lyrics here – guess someone has a “packing man fever”]
“i was born in 1972” nirvana [hi Lena :)]
batman comics high resolution [That would be here]
skyradio doesn’t really matter [Gee thanks]
alien sperm extraction [Apparently I have three posts relating to this search – take a look]
spock in 2013 [Is it a Federation election year?]
Unlike the rest of you, I have a surprising number of posts that actually relate to the search terms. What this says about me is as yet unclear, and will hopefully stay that way.
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*And beating them at their own game.
How Old Is That In Kryptonian Years?
[Or: “Red Letter ‘S’ Day”]
Apparently yesterday was Superman’s 75th birthday…
… although he is rather difficult to shop for.
- He’s got an entire Fortress in the Arctic filled with souvenirs, confiscated weapons, even an entire miniature city. What are ya gonna find at the Wal-Mart to top that?
Repeatedly Offending
Totally swiping from The Adaptive Curmudgeon again with this morally questionable but catchy libertarian tune. Hey, it’s not illegal.
Taking A Shat
Apparently The Adaptive Curmudgeon hates everyone with such a passion he would drop a raccoon turd on your dinner plate if he could, but since he doesn’t have a couple billion of the masked critters to aim and squeeze at Dollar Menu entrees, he posted this instead –
It was moderately amusing for me (for me, for meee), but then I find things like Late Night Mistakes and Batman vs. Donkey Kong to be High Art, so I don’t think I qualify as an arbiter of crimes against culture. In fact, I’m quite likely a repeat offender.
Which is a good enough segue as any to drop these classy bits from LNM…
Dude, smile! You’re harshing the mellow at this party
…and a thousand hentai jokes were launched
“Drink up, mates!” indeed
The Greatest Story Never Sold
… which is a shame, because I would totally buy it.
You know you want to read this
nightskyradio 
