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Colonel Future

As the year nears its end, let’s look back on the past of the future. Tomorrow was different back then.

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Edmond Hamilton was a science fiction writer and primary driver behind Captain Future, a juvenile-oriented space opera series. Known as the “Man of Tomorrow” and “Wizard of Science,” The Captain sailed through many adventures…

Captain Future Covers 1

Captain Future Covers 2 copy

Hey, wait, what’s he doing fighting that other Man Of Tomorrow? And did he get a promotion?

Colonel Future appeared in Superman #378 in 1982, and threw down with Supes. But who is this mystery man?

Colonel Future 1-2

Colonel Future 3-4

 

Upon recovering from his ordeal, Hamilton did what any scientist would do in his situation…. don a retro-futuristic costume and embark on a career of crime.

Colonel Future 5-6

Colonel Future 7-8

A man gifted and cursed with the power to see the future…. but only when in mortal danger. This was a pretty wild idea in comics at the time, and kinda blew my 12-year old mind.

Superman flies off to find Colonel Future stealing more scientific equipment, and once again fails to stop him. Our Hero begins to wonder if the Colonel really is a man from the future, as he seems to know exactly how to best Superman at every turn.

Following another defeat, Supes flies off to deal with the threatening asteroid…

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The good Colonel learned his lesson… or so it seemed.

Colonel Hamilton returned in 1984…

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…after having a vision that convinced him Superman was soon going to die.

Unlike the first story, which was pretty clever and engaging, this one turned out to be rather lame. The guy at the end of the page is dressed as Superman to collect for a charity drive. Several others are doing the same, and some criminals get the idea of infiltrating by wearing Superman costumes and stealing the money. Through a complicated event chain, Hamilton ends up in a costume and gets shot at and techinically dies until resuscitated by Superman, fulfilling his vision.

The story did give us this neat sequence, though –

Colonel Future Pt II 3-4

Colonel Future Pt II 5-6

There’s also a brief scene of Hamilton congratulating a Dr. Isaacs on a proposal for a navigation system for the space shuttle. Perhaps a shout-out to another science fiction writer turned supervillain?

BONUS ROUND: In 1978, four years before this Colonel Future appeared, there was another version in a retro-style Superman story set in the 1940s…

Colonel Future V1

The Colonel was of course stopped, and four years later he appeared again, lamenting how his failure to kill Superman had hurt his standing among the supervillain community –Colonel Edmond H Future

And that was it for this version of the Colonel. He was last seen in July 1982, a mere 5 months before the jetpack version first showed up and replaced him.

Indeed, the first Colonel didn’t even get a write-up in 1985’s Who’s Who series, listing nearly every DC Comics character that ever appeared, while the not-so-villainous villain version got a full page…

Whos Who - Colonel Future Entry

So just how did Edmond Hamilton come to be connected to Superman, anyhow? A couple of readers wrote in asking that it be explained for younger readers, and one even suggested a possible inspiration for the story of Colonel Future –

Superman Letters Page

Strangely, the editor’s response didn’t mention that longtime Superman editor Mort Weisinger created Captain Future in the first place!

Extra Trivia Bonus: Captain Future’s real name was Curt Newton. The first appearance of each version of Colonel Future was drawn by legendary Superman artist Curt Swan, who drew some of Hamilton’s Superman stories. A second appearance of the first Colonel was drawn by Kurt Schaffenberger. All of which, I’m sure, probably amused the writers and editor of the stories.

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Rocktober – The Dark And Stormy Night Rises

“Everything comes back down to Batman, in the end.” – Donal Graeme

It’s dark and will likely be raining tonight, apropos for the night before Halloween.

Exciting Beginning

Dark And Stormy Knight 1

Dark And Stormy Knight 2

A sequel was attempted…

The Dark And Stormy Night Rises

 

..but ultimately not produced.

The phrase “It was a dark and stormy night” comes from the 1830 novel Paul Clifford, written by Sir Edward George Earle Bulwer-Lytton, and was picked up years later by Peanuts cartoonist Charles Schulz, who gave the line to aspiring author Snoopy as part of that decorated WWI Flying Ace’s ongoing efforts to be published.

The novel began thusly –

“It was a dark and stormy night; the rain fell in torrents – except at occasional intervals, when it was checked by a violent gust of wind which swept up the streets (for it is in London that our scene lies), rattling along the housetops, and fiercely agitating the scanty flame of the lamps that struggled against the darkness.”

Sounds like the setting for Gotham. Or a metal video game.

Schulz had Snoopy write out his novel, starting with the famous line and building from there, and can be read it its (short) entirety here.

It Was A Dark And Stormy Night cover

In 1981, writer Len Wein and artist Walt Simonson did something fun for the 500th issue of Detective Comics, where Batman originated, by doing a remix of sorts of Snoopy’s novel, presented in its (also short) entirety above.

Somewhere along the line, Charles Schulz did a drawing for DC Comics artist Carmine Infantino, who drew Batman in the 60s –

Meanwhile, Back At Stately Snoopy Manor...

Happy 4th Of July

Superman July 4

Hope you all enjoy the holiday.

Comic Strip Safe Space

Cartoonist Stephan Pastis discovers his erroneous ways have injured diversified personages…

Pearls Before Unclean Animals - non offensive comic strip

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… wait, we can’t say “strip” because that could be interpreted as a reference to stripping personal unclothing enterprises.

Speed Kills

When super speed s outlawed, only outlaws will travel at super speed

When super-speed is outlawed, only outlaws will travel at super-speed

Clearly, we need legislation against the use of super-speed. Because career criminals always obey laws.

Back To School

I feel sorry for kids everywhere in the USA today.

From here –

Bruce Wayne Schooled

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I hated Mondays enough when I was in school, but I hated, hated, HATED the first Monday back after the Christmas break.

 

Setting The Tone

2014 was an epic kaleidoscope of surrealism, one that I thought would be difficult to equal, if not top.

It’s been said that whatever happens on New Year’s Day sets the tone for the entire year. In that case, 2015 is gearing up to make 2014 look positively mundane and boring.

Found this just today via Ace of Spades – A Sensual Painting of Such Erotic Power as to Spark a Sexual Epilepsy in the Boner Lobe of the Brain

Oddly enough for something so… I don’t have words for it, I don’t think the words exist… it’s actually work safe. That said, click at your own risk.

Interstellar

We saw the movie today. John C. Wright discusses it here, in depth and excellently, but DO NOT read it unless you have seen the movie. In Wright’s own words –

…And here I must draw a line and ask no one to step across it who has not seen the film. My main problem is that, for me, the movie worked on so many levels, as hard SF, as pure storytelling, as religious allegory, I don’t know what to say without spoiling it for the virgin viewer.

So there are spoilers in the following column, and these will diminish your enjoyment of this masterpiece going in, I assure you. Only readers who have already seen the film are allowed to read further.

Go see it. I cannot, can NOT, recommend it highly enough.

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– Justice Lesbian Gay Bisexual Transgender Queer Intersex Shapeshifter Mutant Aliens –

Via Ed Trimnell, I tripped over this piece by Damien Walter – Superhero teams. Proof positive that women are at most 25% of the human population. It’s about the underrepresentation of women in superhero comics and movies. to start with, he writes –

…the thing we can rely on every superhero movie for is a balanced and accurate portrayal of gender. Here, have some Avengers.

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There 6 Avengers and, look!, only 1 of them is a woman. That’s…er…damn fractions…uhm…about 17%, being generous.

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And here’s the Fantastic Four. Looking kind of like dicks. But 1 of the 4 is a woman. That’s 25%!

No compassion for the Hulk or the Thing, who are horribly mutated victims of accidents. Just gender-based bean counting.

After a swipe at the upcoming Guardians of the Galaxy movie (with no mention that while there’s only 1 woman, she’s green – how could he miss that important bit of raising racial awareness?), he adds –

Also worth noting that a variety of male body types are represented – from the endomorphic muscly guy at the front to the ectomorphic tree being at the back – and of course we can assume the diminutive racoon is the clever one. But in all our superhero teams so far the women have essentially identical bodies, trapped in early to mid adolescence, a biological impossibility without severe ongoing dietary restriction. Doubly odd, as none of the male characters appear to be skinny fifteen year olds.

Now, at least Walter has seen the movies, not counting the not-yet-released GOTG. But then he moves on to comics in general. To paraphrase Mark Twain, it seems to me that it was far from right for a writer and columnist for The Guardian to deliver opinions on comics without having read some of them. It would have been much more decorous to keep silent and let persons talk who have read comics.

He starts with the Justice League, who “despite representing a variety of non-terran powers and wielding the power galactic, are, I am told, of America. And yes, 1 woman vs 5 men makes 17% again.”

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Seems like Walter’s laser-like focus on gender balance may have cost him a boat ticket on the voyage to Diversity. I see three white American males (one from each coast and a midwesterner), but also an Amazon of Greek descent, an Atlantean, and a guy from outer space who lost his entire race in a planetary explosion. I don’t think minority status gets much higher than that. There’s also no mention of the seventh founding member of the JLA – the Martian Manhunter,  a green alien from (you’ll never guess) Mars, who happens to be a shapeshifter, and adopted a female form at least twice. Can there be any such thing as gender balance when the entire population can be male or female (or both, or neither, or … other. Facebook would love Martians). Sounds like Mars has achieved a progressive sexual and gender utopia.

During its history, the League has had members who were black, female, a Native American woman, a girl from India, two or three South Americans of both sexes, a Nordic ice goddess, a time traveler, a Russian, a gay Australian furry, alien gods, two sentient androids (one male, one female), a hero who is composed of the merged bodies of two other people, and a bona fide angel. How much more diverse does it get?

Next is the X-Men.

X-men is sexist, it should be X-People

X-Men is sexist, it should be X-People

Now, I’ll give Walter a break here when he writes “I have no idea if this is a representative X-Men line-up.” I don’t think anyone has any idea who is in or out of the X-Men these days, not even the X-Men writers. He also adds “Also I like that picture because of how shifty they all look. Whatever the goal of this mission is , they find it shameful.” Now that’s funny. I’m not sure if “shameful” is the word I would pick – it looks like their mission here is to acquire large quantities of X-Lax with a quickness – but I’ll give him that one… comics art has fallen far from the days when artists could accurately convey expressions.

That said, X-Men was legendary in the 80s and 90s for having strong female characters, especially under the reign of writer Chris Claremont, who wrote Uncanny X-Men and various X-related books from 1975 to 1992, and again in the 2000s. Claremont’s X-books attracted a significant female audience, something few other books have done, and were the best selling comics of the 80s and early 90s, setting sales records. Further, the X-Men were all mutants, and served as stand-ins for pretty much any minority, whether it was race, gender, sexual orientation, the disabled (their leader Professor X was confined to a wheelchair), or even just being a social outcast. Choosing this one team, out of all the comic teams out there, to highlight gender inequality seems spectacularly short-sighted, at the least.

Then we come to The Great Lakes Avengers, which Walter praises (after being assured it’s a real comic and not something a friend of his made up), and this is where his narrow “count-the-boobies” checklist causes him to miss a chance to educate readers about some real Progress in comics –

Great Lakes Avengers

 

…do my eyes deceive me…is there a non-anorexic female body type there? Well, yes, although we’ve swung to the far end of the body dysmorphia scale. And for the second time a 33% female line-up!

I’m not sure where he gets 33%. There are five members shown, two of which are female, and both are off-center of the “body dysmorphic scale.” Sounds like 40% to me (the reddish-and-white figure is Dinah Soar, who doesn’t exactly have the standard supermodel measurements. No praise for depicting a differently-physiologied woman who doesn’t have size-DD breasts).

Walter overlooks some diversity fodder here, as Flatman of the Great Lakes Avengers was an early open gay superhero (he came out after another superhero approached the GLA, thinking the acronym stood for Gay/Lesbian Alliance).

The GLA also turned away an applicant named Leather Boy, an S&M enthusiast. The team claimed this was not due to his alternative lifestyle, but because he had no super-powers. This smacks of powers-ism, which is an extreme form of ableism (“If you’re not able to fly or lift a truck, you’re not welcome here.”).

[Side note: The Great Lakes Avengers were created as a joke during a time when rival company DC Comics was making serious bank with their comedy-based Justice League franchise – Justice League America, JL Europe, JL International, JL Antarctica (really!). Holding up the GLA as an example of gender balance is like criticizing the lack of food-themed songs on the radio except for that brave “Weird Al” Yankovic. ]

I’ve never read Great Lakes Avengers. I found all this out with three minutes of internet searches. No reason Walter couldn’t have done the same and learned just how diverse some of these teams really are.

One such team was the 80s series Suicide Squad, which featured as a main character a middle aged overweight black woman named Amanda Waller, nicknamed “The Wall” because she was so tough she put Batman in his place –

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The Wall most clearly defies the ” trapped in early to mid adolescence” body type that Walter complained of.

Suicide Squad was absolutely loaded with diversity and badass women –

Suicide Squad covers

The series also featured a wheelchair bound woman named Barbara Gordon, who was formerly known as Batgirl until she was shot through the spine by the Joker in a story written by Alan Moore. Writer John Ostrander thought this was an opportunity to show a disabled character as more than just a victim of violence and reworked her into the Squad as high-level hacker and information broker Oracle. Unlike the above-noted Professor X, who originated as a disabled character, Oracle was a fully able heroine who was crippled and rebuilt her life.

After Suicide Squad ended in the early 90s (and spending some time in the Justice League to up their diversity quota), Oracle eventually ended up in a new book called Birds Of Prey, focusing in female heroes and villains. Much of the series was written by a woman, Gail Simone, and later issues were drawn by female artist Nicola Scott.

Birds of Prey

If Walter really wants to write about the lack of diversity in comics, he should look up what happened to Waller and Oracle – Waller has been changed from a self-described “old, fat, angry black woman” into another of the thin, young, generic women he decried in his article (apparently fat-shaming is rampant at DC Comics), while Oracle is up and walking again and back in the Batgirl costume, removing one of the only prominent disabled characters in comics. Or anywhere, really. I’m a little surprised that Walter isn’t aware of at least this seeming strike against diversity and gender balance, since an article about it appeared in The Guardian, where he writes a column (a recent one called for action against the “white maleness of geek culture“). But hey, now there’s a Batgirl comic, so hopefully that counts toward gender balance.

And don’t even get me started on the Doom Patrol.*

I have to wonder why Walter, a writer, doesn’t  do more than just talk and do the one thing he’s particularly suited to do in rectifying these perceived gender imbalances – write some female superheroes.

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* A leader in a wheelchair, a human brain in a robot body, a transvestite street (!), and a woman who fractured into 64 separate personalities after childhood sexual abuse, each identity with its own unique superpower. Just for openers.

Aces High

The World War I Flying Ace vs. his greatest nemesis…. Enemy Ace???

The Ultimate Dogfight

The Ultimate Dogfight

Mashup image from here, this is the original cover (click to enlarge) –

Star-Spangled War Stories #139, July 1968

Star-Spangled War Stories #139, July 1968

Enemy Ace was German World War I fighter pilot Rittmeister Hans Von Hammer, created by writer Robert Kanigher and legendary artist Joe Kubert.   Known as “The Hammer Of Hell,” Enemy Ace appeared flying his signature Fokker Dr.I triplane in various DC Comics,  primarily Star-Spangled War StoriesFlying the Killer Skies

Flying the Killer Skies

Enemy Ace was largely based on Manfred von Richthofen, better known as…. the Red Baron.

Credited with 80 kills, Richthofen was respected even by his enemies and given a full military funeral by the personnel of No. 3 Squadron Australian Flying Corps

Credited with 80 kills, Richthofen was respected even by his enemies and given a full military funeral by the personnel of No. 3 Squadron Australian Flying Corps

The legend of the Red Baron was carried on by cartoonist Charles Schulz in his strip Peanuts, where Snoopy frequently hunted his opponent, and popularized to a level that if you’ve never seen Snoopy in a dogfight, you’ve been under a rock for decades.

I have to wonder if this was a left-handed shout out to Snoopy…

Sadness is losing a warm puppy

Sadness is losing a warm puppy

The Baron is still well known and loved today –

I live on this stuff

I live on this stuff