And I thought April Fool’s Day was early (and insane) last year…

So I was scrolling through Ace of Spades HQ and discovered the following –

Only feminist sources should be trusted for researching businesses. Because business sources are lying patriarchy.

Teenage British boys transgender “girls” unable to get dates with straight boys.

What makes it such a strong contender for the title is that it’s such a multi-layer cake of crazy:

1. British parents, schools, the medical profession are encouraging boys in their delusions rather than providing therapy.
2. The confused/mentally ill boys seem to be shocked at their lack of success with normal boys.
3. The BBC is actually making a series about all of this
4. …and portraying this festival of perversity as just another specie of teen angst. You know, like pimples, school pressures, or finding a prom date.

BONUS: You should use gender-neutral pronouns when talking to your pets. Because they could be transgender. I guess trans-species-ism hasn’t gotten glitzy enough for progressives to champion yet. Give it a week and they’ll be telling you that your cat identifies as a kangaroo.

Farting is a rape weapon –

…unless a woman farts. Then it’s a tool against oppression.

Not yet sure how teenage transgender Brits farting is to be correctly viewed.

A little too ironic? Yeah, I really do think…Nancy Pelosi states “American People Have Right to Know What’s in Healthcare Bill Before It Passes”

Atomic mass 311? Well, today’s her day. Or maybe she just likes hip-hop reggae rock funk music

And taking the crazy cake, as it were…

Resurrecting dead people by using stem cells approved by US.

No, really.

Scientists are getting ethical permission from health watchdogs to resurrect dead people by using a combination of regeneration therapies. Starting this year, the groundbreaking Project Reanima will primarily use stem cells to stimulate the regrowth of neurons in clinically dead patients. Bioquark Inc., an American biotech company, is one of medical companies given the green light to conduct the trials on 20 brain dead patients from traumatic injuries.

Leading the team is Dr Himanshu Bansal, Indian specialist who works with Biotech companies Revita Life Sciences and Bioquark Inc,. The team will use a combination of therapies, which include injecting the brain with stem cells and a cocktail of peptides, as well as deploying lasers and nerve stimulation techniques.

Multi-layer cake of crazy, indeed.

I can’t tell if these are real or gags. Probably real, sadly.

Soundtrack for this post suggested by Nancy Pelosi, whom is was apparently written about –