Monthly Archives: October 2013

Rocktober – The One

[Or: “My UnLife With The Thriller Kill Kult”]

I seriously thought about leaving this one out, it’s so obvious by now. But the dancing zombies are awesome, and it’s just not Halloween without Vincent Price.

Happy Halloween

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Rocktober – \m/ Rock Two Power \m/

Twice the beard power! Twice as low budget! Twice the guitar solos!* Just one dog!

The greatest line in Rock History is “It’s hard to kill a bitch who isn’t living!”

* They thought three guitar solos might have been too many.

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Rocktober – Three Minutes

Three rare live versions of Alice In Chains vocalist Layne Staley singing crying rhymes for the dying times with the band Second Coming in 1994.

Audio and video quality varies.

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Rocktober – Four Horsemen

Chasing the devil’s herd across the endless skies.

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Rocktober – After Five

Who’s watching you after the work day is done?

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Rocktober – Intermission

First a public service announcement from two legendary rockers…

Ozzy begins a new dietary plan

Ozzy begins a new dietary plan

And now a promotional consideration for a Rock Legend without peer – Billy And The Boingers!

The band Deathtongue languished in remainder bins until a Senate Committee on Rock Music forced a name change to Billy And The Boingers. Their next song "I'm A Boinger" rocketed them to superstardom

The metal band Deathtongue languished in remainder bins until a Senate Committee on Rock Music forced a name change to Billy And The Boingers. Their next song “I’m A Boinger” rocketed them to superstardom

Music will resume after a brief word from our sponsor –

And now back to our most irregular Halloween programming.

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Rocktober – Interstate 666

Making the scene at 150 MPH, radio screaming and speeding toward the D and the A and the M (and the N) and the A and the T  and the I-O-N

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Rocktober – The Seventh Deadly Song

Halloween is seven days a week when you dress that way just to keep them at bay.

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Rocktober – Eight Up

Halloween nears softer than shadow and quicker than flies.

Every time I hear this, I picture a cannibalistic Spider-Man.

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Rocktober – Casting Out Nines

Counting down to Helloween from the Nine Inch Nails Circle of Hell.

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