Monthly Archives: February 2015
Valentine’s Day Gift Massacres
Not sure what to buy your special someone for Valentine’s Day? Find the perfect gift for any significant other here –
…whether they want a gift or not –
… as well as gifts for the entire Facebook LGBTISMAQEDR&B spectrum –
… or however “other” your significant one is –
I’m not even gonna tell you about the chocolates.
Beck And Call
So I just heard that Beck won the Grammy award and Kanye West is mad about it because he thinks Beyonce should have won it.
Quoth West, after the ceremony …
I just know that the Grammys, if they want real artists to keep coming back, they need to stop playing with us. We ain’t gonna play with them no more. And Beck needs to respect artistry and he should’ve given his award to Beyoncé.
Because when you keep on diminishing art and not respecting the craft and smacking people in their face after they deliver monumental feats of music, you’re disrespectful to inspiration.
Beck? Not a real artist? Like his songs or not, he is an artist, who plays multiple instruments and writes his own music. As for feats of music, he’s had two gold records, one platinum, and one double platinum, won several awards, and got every Gen X kid in America chanting “Soy un perdedor” in the 1994.
I’m also pretty sure Beyonce never had the Grim Reaper squeegeeing windshields in any of her videos.
I’ve not heard either Beck’s album or Beyonce’s, but I would bet sound unheard that Beck’s is at least as good or better. In the next day or two I’ll hunt them up and give each one a listen and see if Beck really is “disrespecting artistry” somehow. [ Addendum: I forgot, posting very late at night as I did, to mention that Beyonce’s singing ability is far better than Beck’s. Gotta give her that. ]
My favorite part of this nitwittery is how social media lit up like a Christmas tree on fire in a mirrored ball warehouse wondering who this Beck guy is. Not like he’s ever had a hit song on the radio or videos on MTV or anything.
And why is Kanye white knighting for Beyonce? Last I heard, Kanye was married to Kim Kardashian, why’s he out there reppin’ for another (married) woman? Again? Does she snap her fingers and he comes yapping, or does he do this on his own?
Shirley Manson of the band Garbage wrote an open letter slamming West –
“Dear Kanye West,
It is YOU who is so busy disrespecting artistry.
You disrespect your own remarkable talents and more importantly you disrespect the talent, hard work and tenacity of all artists when you go so rudely and savagely after such an accomplished and humble artist like BECK.
You make yourself look small and petty and spoilt.
In attempting to reduce the importance of one great talent over another, you make a mockery of all musicians and music from every genre, including your own.
Grow up and stop throwing your toys around.
You are making yourself look like a complete twat.
P.s. I am pretty certain Beyonce doesn’t need you fighting any battles on her account. Seems like she’s got everything covered perfectly well on her own.”
Heh. Seems that Shirley agrees on the white knighting.
There needs to be one of those “Real Men Of Genius” ads for Kanye and his idiotic showboating. There’s already a perfect theme song lying around by some no-name hack.
Lack Of Rhythm Method
What Are The Words? Oh, Nevermind
Now I’m mumblin’ and I’m screamin’
And I don’t know what I’m singin’
So Dalrock and others have posted about the newest masterpiece of feminist music…
A commenter wrote –
2014 will be the year that feminists lost control of the narrative, with such fails as “Gamergate” UVa, “Ban Bossy”, “Mattgate”, “He For She” (off the top of my head) demonstrating that they are a bunch of selfish misfits with First World problems.
From the looks of this, 2015 is off to a flying start for them.
Feminism has gone completely off the rails. In the past, there was at least some loosely defined fragment of a plan built on some vague goal of “liberation.” Now all the feminists with half a clue have aged out, died, or left the movement, leaving the useful idiots they recruited running the show. And the evidence of their showrunning skills is readily apparent in the above clip.
Weird Al: Feminist Prophet
What’s the message I’m conveyin’?
Can you tell me what I’m sayin’?
Another commenter wrote “What message they are trying to convey is beyond me.”
Weird Al accidentally predicted how feminism would end up over 20 years ago –
The song describes the utter lack of anything resembling logic or coherency, and anticipates the day when tuneless howling and yipping would be presented as Deep Art.
And the video….
The video is the distilled essence of modern day feminism, covering every beat from
– The fat middle aged tranny cheerleader (see “women without vaginas”)
– Unshaved armpits
– Setting a man on fire
– A genderfluid janitor discovering his true identity
– Violent contempt for cookie-bearing Girl Scouts.
And Dick Van Patten’s eating addiction could be representative of any number of things.