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Literally Raping The Earth? [Kinda NSFW]

…I can’t even tell if this stuff is real anymore.

Now we just need a remixed Mickey Avalon song as the soundtrack. Yeah, that NSFW one.

My dick
The conceptual penis
My dick
Makes the Earth hot like Venus
My dick
Hypermasculine bragging
My dick
Environmental fragging

It’s time we let the world know
Problematic economic capital
Patriarchial power dynamics
Beats tooling around in a Prius

H/T to New Real Peer Review

Who Needs Drugs When You Have 4D?

Watch this to make your brain hurt…

I’ve been looking at stuff like that for the past hour or two. I think I need to lie down for a while.

Bill Nye, The Sex Junk Guy (No, Really)

“Give it up for DJ Seahorse!” – Bill Nye

Bill Nye the self-described Science Guy teamed up with Rachel Bloom to make a pro-LGBT music video about sexuality being a spectrum, titled “My Sex Junk.”

If you have to ask if it’s NSFW or not, then welcome to planet Earth, stranger.

To borrow some Science Terms from giants such as Newton, Einstein, and Winkler, this thing has not only accelerated to momentary escape velocity on a perpendicular axis in relation to the Carcharhinus amblyrhynchos, it’s looped around an 8-dimensional quantum Mobius Strip and inverted itself into a null version composed purely of hilaritons.

…it’s so bad its hilarious. I honestly cannot tell if this is for real or a joke.

Despite all of that, the most balls-out king hell maximoweird is seeing Bill Nye at a DJ booth getting jiggy with it. It’s like seeing a green-haired Lawrence Welk in a mosh pit.

4/20

It’s dangerous work, but somebody has to do it.

Daylight Savings Time Skips 480 Hours Straight To April 1st

And I thought April Fool’s Day was early (and insane) last year

So I was scrolling through Ace of Spades HQ and discovered the following –

Only feminist sources should be trusted for researching businesses. Because business sources are lying patriarchy.

Teenage British boys transgender “girls” unable to get dates with straight boys.

What makes it such a strong contender for the title is that it’s such a multi-layer cake of crazy:

1. British parents, schools, the medical profession are encouraging boys in their delusions rather than providing therapy.
2. The confused/mentally ill boys seem to be shocked at their lack of success with normal boys.
3. The BBC is actually making a series about all of this
4. …and portraying this festival of perversity as just another specie of teen angst. You know, like pimples, school pressures, or finding a prom date.

BONUS: You should use gender-neutral pronouns when talking to your pets. Because they could be transgender. I guess trans-species-ism hasn’t gotten glitzy enough for progressives to champion yet. Give it a week and they’ll be telling you that your cat identifies as a kangaroo.

Farting is a rape weapon –

unless a woman farts. Then it’s a tool against oppression.

Not yet sure how teenage transgender Brits farting is to be correctly viewed.

A little too ironic? Yeah, I really do think…Nancy Pelosi states “American People Have Right to Know What’s in Healthcare Bill Before It Passes”

Atomic mass 311? Well, today’s her day. Or maybe she just likes hip-hop reggae rock funk music

And taking the crazy cake, as it were…

Resurrecting dead people by using stem cells approved by US.

No, really.

Scientists are getting ethical permission from health watchdogs to resurrect dead people by using a combination of regeneration therapies. Starting this year, the groundbreaking Project Reanima will primarily use stem cells to stimulate the regrowth of neurons in clinically dead patients. Bioquark Inc., an American biotech company, is one of medical companies given the green light to conduct the trials on 20 brain dead patients from traumatic injuries.

Leading the team is Dr Himanshu Bansal, Indian specialist who works with Biotech companies Revita Life Sciences and Bioquark Inc,. The team will use a combination of therapies, which include injecting the brain with stem cells and a cocktail of peptides, as well as deploying lasers and nerve stimulation techniques.

Multi-layer cake of crazy, indeed.

I can’t tell if these are real or gags. Probably real, sadly.

Soundtrack for this post suggested by Nancy Pelosi, whom is was apparently written about –

The Private Man’s Going Away Party

One of the first people I discovered on the manosphere was The Private Man.

He has terminal cancer. He’s having a going away party and livestreaming it. There may still be time to catch some the party online here.

I doubt he will ever see this, but if he does… Andrew, thank you for helping me figure some things out during a strange time in my life.

Caturday Night Studio

Cats.

H/T Ace of Spades HQ

“More cowbell!” bonus – Rock Cats!

The Local Rock Group In Japan Is Trying Hard To Learn These Songs

I had no idea how shatteringly empty my life was without knowing Japan has its own Monkees tribute band…

They even have a Fifth Monkee sitting in with the band…

Is it awesome? Yes
Because girl
You know that it’s best
With a little bit East
And a little bit West

“My Trumps”

So it started with this post by Heartiste, in which we see a proggie lose its mind…

That just begs for a song (in the style of “My Humps” by the Black Eyed Peas)…

What you gonna do with all that Trump?
All that Trump they couldn’t stump?

He drives these libtards crazy
He does it on the daily
He makes them really trigg’ry
‘Specially that Puff Triggly

My Trumps, my Trumps
He grabs their lady lumps

You can cry but you can’t touch him
Can’t touch him, he’s-a start some MAGA
Some MAGA, you don’t want no MAGA?

They say he’s evil, bigly
They go and do a Triggly
All the manjaws and the low-Ts
Trigg’ring every zhir and xe

My Trumps, my Trumps
He grabs them by their rumps
My Trumps, my Trumps
He grabs their lady lumps

Catchy, innit? Someone should record it.

Trump’s presidency is gonna be highly entertaining.

Saturday Night Studio – Four Winds

So a while back, Pharrel Williams teamed up with Daft Punk (and movie score composer Hans Zimmer!), among others, to record an album. One of the singles released was “Gust Of Wind,” which is a fun, upbeat tune with some real depth to it –

The song has become so popular that the internet is saturated with people doing their own covers of it. A few of them are surprisingly good… and sometimes surprisingly different.

Stephen Jerzak did a guitar based cover which sounds pretty good. But watch his buddy Joel in the background…

At around the 3:05 point, Joel is playing three instruments at once.

Morgane & Waxx do a more low-key version, but it still has its appeal –

Valter Kabas brings the funk in an instrumental version, with some heavy awesome bass –

He’s got quite a pile of videos, there’s some terrific stuff. Especially if you’re a Jamiroquai fan.

Finally, Grace Rodgers and her band take a spin. Her version take s a minute to get used to, but once they set their groove, it works very well.

I would love to hear this group do more covers.

Speaking of… I’m not sure if that’s Grace in Nuclassica or not, but they have a number of covers on their site here and here.

Heard any excellent cover songs lately? Post ’em in a comment.