…I can’t even tell if this stuff is real anymore.

Now we just need a remixed Mickey Avalon song as the soundtrack. Yeah, that NSFW one.

My dick
The conceptual penis
My dick
Makes the Earth hot like Venus
My dick
Hypermasculine bragging
My dick
Environmental fragging

It’s time we let the world know
Problematic economic capital
Patriarchial power dynamics
Beats tooling around in a Prius

H/T to New Real Peer Review