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Mr. Chair Man

“”I am”… I said
To no one there
And no one heard at all
Not even the chair”

– Neil Diamond, “I Am… I Said”

Mr. Horrible is upset that someone keeps taking his chair. Someone who isn’t even there –

Happy New Year!

2020. Wow! It’s really here.

Back in 1980, Superman comics depicted the future world of 2020…

Superman 2020 comic

So no, we are not living in floating cities with flying cars and controlled weather. Much less having a superhero around.

That’s the downside. On the upside, we’re not living in this either…

Cyberpunk 2020 cover

…yet.

Ya know, if DC Comics had any smarts at all, they would be selling a Superman 2020 collection right now, maybe with a new story or two included. Not just to coincide with the arrival of the year 2020, but the concept was perfectly suited to our Current Year in its wokeness.

See for yourself…

Superman 2020 clip 1

It’s got nazis! And a sop to concerns about overpopulation as well.

The nazis even have their own cool salute…

Superman 2020 clip 2

…and predicted the soyboy epidemic.

Superman 2020 clip 3

And best of all…

Superman 2020 clip 4.jpg

…even though these “Purists” are totally racist, they’re also not racist at all. Now that’s a hell of a trick.

Seriously, DC could make sales from a high-concept series and score virtue-signaling points all at once. They accidentally stumbled across a form of wokeness that might actually make a profit.

Then again, they might get in trouble for this…

Superman 2020 clip 5

Even in the imaginary future, some things never change.

Happy New Year!

 

2019

2019 has been….. quite a year. To close out quite a decade!

Oreos Goeth Before A Fall

H/T Ace of Spades HQ

Oreo Pride Cookies

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Happy New Year!

I hope you all had a great time ringing in 2017! I did watch the ball drop in New York, but it really hasn’t had the same attraction without Dick Clark.

Enjoy this prime number of a year.

Prayer Request

Please keep my brother in your prayers and thoughts. Thank you.

Lessening Resistance

Lessening Resistance

ADDENDUM: Speaking of no easy path, it appears WordPress has screwed around with the POST settings again.

Merry Christmas!

Break

I may not be around much for a while.

Pacific Rim

I recently saw Pacific Rim with Allie and her family. They asked if I wanted to go along, and explained that it was about “giant monsters fighting giant robots.” I decided it would be a fun lark, expecting a sillyass popcorn flick with good special FX. To quote director Guillermo del Toro, “We cannot pretend this is Ibsen with monsters and giant robots. I cannot pretend I’m doing a profound reflection on mankind.”

If you haven’t seen it yet and plan to, you might wanna stop reading here.

Even though it was live-action, this was the biggest, baddest, most hardcore anime ever. Giant monsters and robots, explosions, cities being razed, incredible effects, insane weapons, and a battle cry of “This is for my family!” Some of the action scenes are a little too dark, but the colors are so vivid it almost doesn’t matter. Amazing camera work as well. There’s minimal blood and guts – children around 8 years old or older should be able to handle the movie just fine.

But what surprised me a little was that there was an actual story, and how it was handled. Del Toro said, “I shot about an hour more of material than is in the movie. Every character had a bigger arc, the characters were more complex. But I was really trying to strike the balance where I said,… let me try to get each character to its minimal requirements to have an arc that has a beginning, middle and end, and a payoff.”

I think this helped the movie quite a bit. None of the navel-gazing or handwringing that can be found in nearly any other movie these days. No overblown soliloquies about courage, duty, or sacrifice – they just do it. If a movie with themes like this can be made (by a pacifist, at that) and do well, then maybe Western civilization isn’t totally down the crapper yet.

This is the movie that “Man Of Steel” should have been.