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BTFO!

I have seen a lot of weird movies/comics/music videos/what-have-you. Stuff made on weapons-grade drugs. Grant Morrison’s Doom Patrol. Die Antwoord. The criminally terrible After Last Season. But I can honestly say that this has blown it out bigger and madder than almost anything I’ve ever seen before.

It’s so insane that the video can’t be played outside of its native YouTube.

I have NO idea what’s going on in the second sequence, but I want to see that movie. The guy on the plane like some kind of inverted hood ornament looks like it might be some kind of Flash-inspired thing. And the catapults….

Bollywood kills it. Hollywood isn’t producing anything anywhere near this imaginative and insane. Someone get these guys to Hollywood with an unlimited budget.

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If I Were 25, I Would Totes Buy…. This Product Or Whatever

Dissolve creates the Generic Millenial Ad –

It’s so eclectic and surprising.

H/T Bookworm Room

The Dark Time Is Nigh

Eclipse tomorrow.

'Hey! Put her down!' 'No, it's ok! The next chance for me to be carried to a blood cauldron isn't until 2024!'

 

71717

A palindromic date after a week of palindromic dates, and still a couple days to go. Next year it will happen for ten days in August.

‘Tis a fine blue sky on a Monday here. Which is a hopeless segue into the song “Blue Monday” by New Order. If you don’t know the song (and unless you’re under the age of 20, how couldn’t you? Did your parents hate good music?), give it a listen.

It was redone a few years later, sounding a bit different and released at “Blue Monday 88” (another palindromic number, if only just barely),* which also garnered much airplay.

Taking it to an ultra-blue level, Orkestra Obsolete has covered the song in retro style using only 1930s instruments.

Jazzy, in an art-deco-on-acid kind of way.

  • 1988, or “88,” is an unusual number, given that 1+9+8+8=26 and 2+6=8. And the 8s are sideways Infinity symbols. No, there’s no point to this information.

 

Literally Raping The Earth? [Kinda NSFW]

…I can’t even tell if this stuff is real anymore.

Now we just need a remixed Mickey Avalon song as the soundtrack. Yeah, that NSFW one.

My dick
The conceptual penis
My dick
Makes the Earth hot like Venus
My dick
Hypermasculine bragging
My dick
Environmental fragging

It’s time we let the world know
Problematic economic capital
Patriarchial power dynamics
Beats tooling around in a Prius

H/T to New Real Peer Review

Who Needs Drugs When You Have 4D?

Watch this to make your brain hurt…

I’ve been looking at stuff like that for the past hour or two. I think I need to lie down for a while.

4/20

It’s dangerous work, but somebody has to do it.

Caturday Night Studio

Cats.

H/T Ace of Spades HQ

“More cowbell!” bonus – Rock Cats!

The Local Rock Group In Japan Is Trying Hard To Learn These Songs

I had no idea how shatteringly empty my life was without knowing Japan has its own Monkees tribute band…

They even have a Fifth Monkee sitting in with the band…

Is it awesome? Yes
Because girl
You know that it’s best
With a little bit East
And a little bit West

“My Trumps”

So it started with this post by Heartiste, in which we see a proggie lose its mind…

That just begs for a song (in the style of “My Humps” by the Black Eyed Peas)…

What you gonna do with all that Trump?
All that Trump they couldn’t stump?

He drives these libtards crazy
He does it on the daily
He makes them really trigg’ry
‘Specially that Puff Triggly

My Trumps, my Trumps
He grabs their lady lumps

You can cry but you can’t touch him
Can’t touch him, he’s-a start some MAGA
Some MAGA, you don’t want no MAGA?

They say he’s evil, bigly
They go and do a Triggly
All the manjaws and the low-Ts
Trigg’ring every zhir and xe

My Trumps, my Trumps
He grabs them by their rumps
My Trumps, my Trumps
He grabs their lady lumps

Catchy, innit? Someone should record it.

Trump’s presidency is gonna be highly entertaining.