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Batzinga!

I’m not sure if I want this t-shirt or not…

Batzinga!

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How Do It ?Search

Seems the current cool kidz meme is to list search terms that lead to one’s site.  Since following the crowd* is one of my great joys in life, here’s some of mine…

how to remove pranked watermark sound and video effects from surfaces [I constantly prank my friends’ coffee tables]

cartoon neurons that say funny stuff [I’m all about wisecracking neuron scribbles]

gym candid/candid at gym/candid women exercising [That would be here]

mellon collie funny [Not sure how anyone could find anything remotely amusing about an emo-whining imitation-grunge  album by Smashing Pumpkins, but here ya go]

song on the paint huffer youtube video [That would be here]

my spice m-6900 internet setting not install in my handset spice m 6900 internet setting skipped error please help [Apparently someone is having trouble viewing their Spice Girls pr0n on their smartphone]

face sitting fart [That would be here]

pal coimx fuck on the top [Dominatrix comics?]

latest advances in sexbots [As usual, that would be here]

gay meaning: i have a pocket full of quarters and i’m headed to the arcade [Revised lyrics here – guess someone has a “packing man fever”]

“i was born in 1972” nirvana [hi Lena :)]

batman comics high resolution [That would be here]

skyradio doesn’t really matter [Gee thanks]

alien sperm extraction [Apparently I have three posts relating to this search – take a look]

spock in 2013 [Is it a Federation election year?]

Unlike the rest of you, I have a surprising number of posts that actually relate to the search terms. What this says about me is as yet unclear, and will hopefully stay that way.

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*And beating them at their own game.

So Fake It’s Real

Totally shameless swipe from Carnivore’s Cave

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How Old Is That In Kryptonian Years?

[Or: “Red Letter ‘S’ Day”]

Apparently yesterday was Superman’s 75th birthday…

bdaycard

 

… although he is rather difficult to shop for.

He's got an entire Fortress in the Arctic filled with souvenirs, confiscated weapons, even an entire miniature city. What are ya gonna find at the Wal-Mart to top that?

He’s got an entire Fortress in the Arctic filled with souvenirs, confiscated weapons, even an entire miniature city. What are ya gonna find at the Wal-Mart to top that?

 

 

 

Repeatedly Offending

Totally swiping from The Adaptive Curmudgeon again with this morally questionable but catchy libertarian tune. Hey, it’s not illegal.

Taking A Shat

Apparently The Adaptive Curmudgeon hates everyone with such a passion he would drop a raccoon turd on your dinner plate if he could, but since he doesn’t have a couple billion of the masked critters to aim and squeeze at Dollar Menu entrees, he posted this instead –

It was moderately amusing for me (for me, for meee), but then I find things like Late Night Mistakes and Batman vs. Donkey Kong to be High Art, so I don’t think I qualify as an arbiter of crimes against culture. In fact, I’m quite likely a repeat offender.

Which is a good enough segue as any to drop these classy bits from LNM…

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Dude, smile! You’re harshing the mellow at this party

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…and a thousand hentai jokes were launched

"Drink up, mates!" indeed

“Drink up, mates!” indeed

The Greatest Story Never Sold

… which is a shame, because I would totally buy it.

You know youwould buy this

You know you want to read this

Loops

So I’m sick as a dog but can’t sleep, so I’m watching old episodes of Star Trek: The Next Generation. It’s just high-end enough to keep me interested, but comfortable and familiar enough not to overexert my fuzzed-out brain.

I was watching the episode where the Enterprise gets caught in a time loop and at the end they encounter a starship named the Bozeman, captained by Kelsey Grammer. It suddenly hit me that on The Big Bang Theory, Sheldon decided to move to Bozeman Minnesota after his apartment was robbed. Sure enough, it was done as a quiet shout-out to Star Trek. Bozeman was also the place where humans first met Vulcans, so naturally Sheldon would go there.

Funny what you think of when your head is swimming in circles.

Blue Gives Way To Black

Just for the hell of it, a drawing of Kimbra –

Cheer up, you'r not drawn that bad

Cheer up, you’r not drawn that bad (but your hat could be drawn better)

 

This is the preliminary sketch – maybe I should stick to pencil.

Blue singer

Blue singer

The Keynes To A Broken Lock

From here

Applying the multiplier effect to the aggregate demand for  broken glass sweep-ups. Because people can never get enough of those

Applying the multiplier effect to the aggregate demand for broken glass sweep-ups. Because people can never get enough of that

I have to agree with Don Boudreaux at Cafe Hayek that this cartoon is not even a little bit unfair.

Fitting that this is Post #69, since Keynesian economists don’t actually produce anything, but just sit around clumsily making each other feel good.