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Music

Rocktober – Interstate 666

Making the scene at 150 MPH, radio screaming and speeding toward the D and the A and the M (and the N) and the A and the T  and the I-O-N

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Rocktober – The Seventh Deadly Song

Halloween is seven days a week when you dress that way just to keep them at bay.

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Rocktober – Eight Up

Halloween nears softer than shadow and quicker than flies.

Every time I hear this, I picture a cannibalistic Spider-Man.

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Rocktober – Casting Out Nines

Counting down to Helloween from the Nine Inch Nails Circle of Hell.

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Rocktober – Ten Nights From Hell

Rocktober is in full swing and Halloween draws closer. Night Sky Radio will be broadcasting directly from Hell.   \m/

Those with delicate sensibilities are advised to go here instead.*

* Some would say – and i would not argue – that this is more hellish by far.

Good Heavens Miss Sakamoto!

The Pew Research center and Smithsonian magazine have a 13-question Science & Technology quiz.

Going by their own statistical brackets, I am a white male between 30 and 49 with a high school education. I answered all 13 correctly, doing better than 93% of the public and the same as 7%.

How’d you do?

Famous moon rock star Buzz Aldrin records in Doubly.

Turn On, Tune Up, Drop D

[Or: “The Good Kind Of Pain”]

My wrist and fingers are hurting from taking up guitar again. Not just my fingertips, from sliding them up and down the strings – my fingers, from the knuckles down. My back acted up for the first couple days, but it’s getting used to this again.

I’m starting to get back the feel for chords and chord changes. Still sloppy – “C” is a pain in the ass chord – but improving. I can almost work my way through “Pennyroyal Tea” again. However, my amp isn’t handling too well when I switch the pedal from clean to distortion. I’m thinking I can find one on craigslist relatively cheap – anyone had any experience buying used amps? All I need is a 15-watt crate amp.

Bonus points to anyone who gets the triple whammy pun in the title.

Far Off Broadway

After some trial and error (less than I thought there would be, honestly), I restrung my guitar. I haven’t played it in 2 or 3 years, and it’s painfully clear that I have a lot of relearning to do. Still, I remembered a number of the basic major/minor chord structures and was close on the ones I missed. So it’s not exactly time to catch the Greyhound bus for home, as it were.

Random Static Emissions II: Daddy-O In Hell

Mann-made dis-ass-ter

Men hunted the dildo to extinction. Women angry, yet dating more.

“Dildo Extinction” is the greatest name for a hardcore nihilistic death metal band that I’ve ever heard.

The Thigh’s The Limit

Women in Tokyo sell advertising space on their thighs.

Men can finally claim a legitimate excuse for staring. Truly, a major advance in capitalism.

I’m thinking of designing a logo and corporate-branding Allie.

Bringin’ Da Movies

Allamagoosa showed me the movie “Surf Ninjas.” Rob Schneider (who may or may not have a superpower), a cyborg Leslie Nielsen, and Tone Loc on a surfboard [Would that make Nielsen a surfborg?]. Allamagoosa continues her campaign to try to “pay me back” for all the spine-melting music* I make her listen to.

*View at your own risk.

100

I’m up to my 100th post, and I wanted to make it something insightful, noble, uplifting, and memorable.

"Don't forget, it's a two-drink minimum, hot stuff!"

“Don’t forget, it’s a two-drink minimum in my pants, hot stuff!”

Hey, it’s 1 out of 4. I guess I could count it as 2 out of 4 since something is kinda being uplifted in that pic.

Okay, fine. Have something awesome.

Stephen Hawking’s video for The Big Bang Theory panel at Comic-Con 2013.

Thanks for hanging out at this train wreck of a site.