Random Static Emissions II: Daddy-O In Hell
Men hunted the dildo to extinction. Women angry, yet dating more.
“Dildo Extinction” is the greatest name for a hardcore nihilistic death metal band that I’ve ever heard.
The Thigh’s The Limit
Women in Tokyo sell advertising space on their thighs.
Men can finally claim a legitimate excuse for staring. Truly, a major advance in capitalism.
I’m thinking of designing a logo and corporate-branding Allie.
Bringin’ Da Movies
Allamagoosa showed me the movie “Surf Ninjas.” Rob Schneider (who may or may not have a superpower), a cyborg Leslie Nielsen, and Tone Loc on a surfboard [Would that make Nielsen a surfborg?]. Allamagoosa continues her campaign to try to “pay me back” for all the spine-melting music* I make her listen to.
*View at your own risk.
Posted on July 24, 2013, in ...The Hell Is This?, ♫ ♪ ♫, Economic$, Fun Stuff and tagged ...the hell?, economics, fun stuff, love letter to japan, music. Bookmark the permalink. 2 Comments.
That band is so bad it’s not even good bad. It’s just bad.
I think the thigh displays are up there with the eyeball licking “craze.” It’s totally unreported in Japan because maybe 5 people did it in Tokyo and 2 or 3 in Osaka. But on the Internet it’s “OMG! Look what those whacky Japanese are doing now!”
But I won’t deny that dildos were hunted to extinction.
That band is so bad it’s not even good bad. It’s just bad
And you keep watching in on loop, I bet. Hehe.
But I won’t deny that dildos were hunted to extinction
Damn those greedy corporations for poaching all those African dildo veldts.