Norwegian Black Metal Musician Unwillingly Elected, Cat Declines Statement

Glyve “Fenriz” Nagell – a black metal musician, disc jockey, and postal worker – was elected against his will to town council in Kolbotn, Norway.

fenriz

“Don’t vote for me! Really!!”

A postal worker? Taking a risk there, aren’t they?

Fenriz, of the band Darkthrone, explains –

My campaign was a picture of me holding my cat saying, “Please don’t vote for me.” But people just went nuts. After the election, the boss called me and told me I was a representative. I wasn’t too pleased, and I’m not too pleased about it. It’s boring. There’s not a lot of money in that, either, I can tell you!

Here is the cat, whose name loosely translates into English as “Peanut Butter” –

Peanut butter will dictate town policy through its human host

Peanut Butter will dictate town policy through its human host

Basically, I have to step in when the usual people who go to the big meetings are sick or something. Then I have to go sit there and feel stupid among the straight people.

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Posted on September 13, 2016, in ...The Hell Is This?, ♫ ♪ ♫, Fun Stuff, Life and tagged , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 7 Comments.

  1. So my next resume should include a photo of me holding a cat and a sign that says “Don’t hire me!”? Ok….

  2. I always wondered about that DJ kitten of yours. The secret subtext: “If elected I will not serve.”

    Which would be a good name for a blog.

    Or would be if people read blogs anymore.

    Well, I mean, more than three people.

  3. I keep thinking this has to be put to the tune of “Norwegian Wood”

    Norwegian Wouldn’t

    I once had a group, or should I say, Black Metal Band
    They voted me in, isn’t it neat, Town Council seat?
    They asked me to serve and I told them I’d just ask my cat . . .

    And it would go on like that.

  4. I have a question for you, Night Sky Radio. And it’s a serious one — no shit.

    Rather than follow the On-Topic currents that everyone else obediently does, I’m going to pose a question for you.

    I want to go into the music business. I think I have what it takes — good looks, a charismatic voice, and an interesting personality. I even know how to develop a persona and can write well. Plus I’ve got a catchy hook of a name chosen — Sorcerygod.

    Let’s say you wanted to, as you put it, “make bank,” at the business.

    How would you map out a strategy for doing so?

    THIS I would be very interested in seeing, and would put a link to from my own website, http://www.eliteavenue.wordpress.com — visit today’s articles on nuclear war, controlling women sexually and emotionally, and how a Trump victory can be achieved in destroying the Left.

    But like I say — aside from my wanting you to comment at Elite Avenue — I really would like your music insight.

    P.S. — I plan on using the synthesizer extensively, NOT the electric guitar. If you have a problem with that, here we must part courses.

  5. Hi Night Sky Radio.

    Greg Nikolic here.

    I have a new name and a new website — this is the last one, I promise, my permanent web home.

    My name is SORCERYGOD

    and my site is

    http://www.sorcbutterflies.wordpress.com

    Make some noise there, whynt-ya? Drop some comments. I expect to see you there soon.

    P.S. I still would like to see you analyze how a synth-playing lead singer could make it big in the world of popular music.

    You, Night Sky, are especially of interest to me because of your background in music. Perhaps we’ll click someday … *Sorcerygod OUT* (I will be back to read your next article. Maybe you’ll go into depth on my requested. If you have a topic you would like me to write about at Sorcbutterflies — like something on music, or the music industry — just let me know and I’ll do my best to meet that request.)

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