Category Archives: …The Hell Is This?
Rocktober – Intermission
First a public service announcement from two legendary rockers…
And now a promotional consideration for a Rock Legend without peer – Billy And The Boingers!

The metal band Deathtongue languished in remainder bins until a Senate Committee on Rock Music forced a name change to Billy And The Boingers. Their next song “I’m A Boinger” rocketed them to superstardom
Music will resume after a brief word from our sponsor –
And now back to our most irregular Halloween programming.
Rocktober – Ten Nights From Hell
Rocktober is in full swing and Halloween draws closer. Night Sky Radio will be broadcasting directly from Hell. \m/
Those with delicate sensibilities are advised to go here instead.*
* Some would say – and i would not argue – that this is more hellish by far.
The IHOP Is Full

Friedman looks back at the first decade of the 21st century and wonders, “in a world of limited resources, how did I eat that much?”
Thomas Friedman writes for the International House of Pancakes Menu –
In the hyperconnected world we live in, nothing is off limits, which is to say that when the phone rang at the Beijing Hilton I picked up and knew it was one of my Arab friends immediately. “If you have something good,” he said to me, mysteriously, “You can always have something better.” I tapped the message into my notepad app. It was only later, playing golf in the fuzzy green indoor 18 hole arena reserved for visiting businessmen from Europe and America, that I realized what the proverb meant. If you have French toast, stuff it with strawberries and vanilla frosting. If you stuff your French toast, put whipped cream and fruit sauce on top. It’s as simple as that and investments work the same way. I call it the Bettering.
Nobody’s gonna get this but me, probably, but so what?
H/T to Kids Prefer Cheese
Random Static Emissions II: Daddy-O In Hell
Mann-made dis-ass-ter
Men hunted the dildo to extinction. Women angry, yet dating more.
“Dildo Extinction” is the greatest name for a hardcore nihilistic death metal band that I’ve ever heard.
The Thigh’s The Limit
Women in Tokyo sell advertising space on their thighs.
Men can finally claim a legitimate excuse for staring. Truly, a major advance in capitalism.
I’m thinking of designing a logo and corporate-branding Allie.
Bringin’ Da Movies
Allamagoosa showed me the movie “Surf Ninjas.” Rob Schneider (who may or may not have a superpower), a cyborg Leslie Nielsen, and Tone Loc on a surfboard [Would that make Nielsen a surfborg?]. Allamagoosa continues her campaign to try to “pay me back” for all the spine-melting music* I make her listen to.
*View at your own risk.

