Category Archives: …The Hell Is This?

Drink A Cheap@$$ 40 And Let The Hamster Wheel Spin

Kids Prefer Cheese (do hamsters like cheese?) finds a directing sign off the straight and narrow highway –

Does Early Sexual Experience Affect Later Drinking Behavior? In Hamsters.

Um,wait…in hamsters?  Seriously. In hamsters. 

Perhaps that can be the new tag line for scientists.  You know how you are supposed to add “in bed” after a fortune cookie?  So, your fortune cookie says  “You will soon come into a lot of money” and you add, “in bed!”  Hilarity.From now on, medical studies have to end with “in hamsters” to make sure we all understand just how tenuous the conclusions are.

There’s a metaphor in there somewhere but I’ll let someone else make it.

…in hamsters.  How do they hold those red Solo cups in their little paws?

MegaExtremeUltimate Table Tennis

Long shots, injury, and (literally) demolishing the boundaries of table tennis.

Wet Biscuit Blues

A legendary bluesman sings of his retirement. I have no words.

…and neither does he.

The Day After

All across America, people are just now waking up from their New Year’s Eve partying (which often continued well into New Year’s Day), and greeting each other.  (Not to be viewed by those with delicate constitutions)

The Faithful’re Not Gonna Take It

Someone is going to Hell for this –

Better quality here but it crops out the intro.

I can picture him cleaned up with a haircut in a cathedral and belting out a traditional version of this song.

For you know-nuthin’ kids who were unfortunate enough to have not lived through the 80s, watch this first.

Can’t Make This Stuff Up

Another candidate for the Awesomest Headlines list…

Man convicted of urinating on hotel carpet while shouting racist abuse, while masturbating with a fire-extinguisher hose up his ass

I’d ask if he shot off a round of foam, but I think that just might just slightly be open to misinterpretation.

Rocktober – The One

[Or: “My UnLife With The Thriller Kill Kult”]

I seriously thought about leaving this one out, it’s so obvious by now. But the dancing zombies are awesome, and it’s just not Halloween without Vincent Price.

Happy Halloween

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Rocktober – \m/ Rock Two Power \m/

Twice the beard power! Twice as low budget! Twice the guitar solos!* Just one dog!

The greatest line in Rock History is “It’s hard to kill a bitch who isn’t living!”

* They thought three guitar solos might have been too many.

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Rocktober – Three Minutes

Three rare live versions of Alice In Chains vocalist Layne Staley singing crying rhymes for the dying times with the band Second Coming in 1994.

Audio and video quality varies.

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Rocktober – Four Horsemen

Chasing the devil’s herd across the endless skies.

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