Can’t Make This Stuff Up
Another candidate for the Awesomest Headlines list…
Man convicted of urinating on hotel carpet while shouting racist abuse, while masturbating with a fire-extinguisher hose up his ass
I’d ask if he shot off a round of foam, but I think that just might just slightly be open to misinterpretation.
Posted on December 1, 2013, in ...The Hell Is This? and tagged ...the hell?. Bookmark the permalink. 3 Comments.
I can’t even bring myself to open the link and read the details……
The headline pretty much tells you all you need (and never wanted) to know. The article itself is just gravy on the cake.
That means exactly what it sounds like.
I kind of almost hope he was wasted at the time.