Can’t Make This Stuff Up

Another candidate for the Awesomest Headlines list…

Man convicted of urinating on hotel carpet while shouting racist abuse, while masturbating with a fire-extinguisher hose up his ass

I’d ask if he shot off a round of foam, but I think that just might just slightly be open to misinterpretation.

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Posted on December 1, 2013, in ...The Hell Is This? and tagged . Bookmark the permalink. 3 Comments.

  1. I can’t even bring myself to open the link and read the details……

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