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The Future Is Bright After All

H/T Vox Popoli

I’m in!

Random Static 4-24-2024

Just some random things I’ve wondered about.

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Pretty much everyone knows what “sampling” is in music, defined as “the act of taking a portion, or sample, of one sound recording and reusing it as an instrument or a sound recording in a different song or piece.”

Sampling has gotten ridiculous, to the point where people have sampled a sample, not knowing the piece of music they are sampling was first sampled from an even older song, and so on and so on.

Some songs will have multiple samples in a single track, sometimes a ludicrous number of them.

Some time ago, it occurred to me that perhaps one reason for all the excessive sampling in the music business is that it provides a perfectly byzantine means to launder money.

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From “Everything Is Political Now” Dept. –

Sky & Telescope tells us the correct way to remember space acronyms.

Today’s classification scheme was born at Harvard College Observatory. Starting in 1886 under Edward C. Pickering, the observatory staff photographed and classified thousands of spectral types. They assigned them letters from A through Q, generally in alphabetical order from the simplest-looking to the most complex. But soon a more natural system became clear. By rearranging and merging classifications, Antonia C. Maury and Annie J. Cannon found that they could fit nearly all stars’ spectra into one smooth, continuous sequence. The sequence matched the stars’ color temperatures, from the hottest, blue-white stars at one end to relatively cool, orange-red ones at the other.

But it was too late to reassign the letters. When the dust cleared, the rearranged sequence ran O B A F G K M from hot to cool. Spectral types on the blue end were called “early” and those on the red end “late.” These terms are still used today, though the incorrect idea they embody — that stars simply cool with age — has been obsolete for generations.

…The time-honored mnemonic for remembering the spectral sequence, invented by Henry Norris Russell when astronomy’s leadership was all male, is “Oh Be A Fine Girl Kiss Me.” In 1995 Mercury magazine published a student’s rejoinder: “Only Boys Accepting Feminism Get Kissed Meaningfully.”

Even astronomy is feminist now.

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I refuse to refer to “the pandemic” because it was no such thing.

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Some languages place the descriptor before the object, such as “black cat” or “speeding car.” Other languages place the object before the descriptor. I wonder how this affects thought processes. Does one way lean more toward abstract thought and the other toward more concrete thought? Does language influence one’s thought processes, or do the processes determine the type of language? Some of both in a reinforcement loop?

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This is an interesting month for numbers. April 2 2024 is 2/4/24 or 2424. April 14 is 04/14/24, a nice numerical progression. April 22 is 4/22/24, or 42224. Today is April 24 2024 which s 4/24/24, or 42424.

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I got nothin’ else right now.

A.I.rtist

So I was watching a few music videos on youtube when I saw a video in the sidebar – “The Electric Prunes: I Had Too Much to Dream (an AI interpretation).” Given the song, I thought it would be perfect subject for AI to try making a video.

Pretty wild, as expected. The camera motion panning across scenes was unexpected, but worked fairly well, and the slight dissonance in perspective actually worked with this song, with its psychedelic feel. It was uploaded a month ago, so I figured it’s fairly cutting edge, as these things go.

I went to the channel to see what other videos were there. The next one I checked out was “Dreamboat Annie” by Heart.

The video was pretty good, although now some limitations were becoming apparent. Certain repetitions tend to appear. But it worked pretty well, and had a a feel to it that went from warm and sunny and ethereal to a hard-edged city setting and back again.

Then I saw “Baker Street” by Gerry Rafferty. This should be fun, I thought. I love the song but the subject matter is very down-to-earth and mundane, how would an AI that has been producing trippy visuals process this?

Awesomely, is how.

The video moves from ultra-detailed city scenes to snapshots of people living their lives to cosmic vistas of time passing and back again. And it’s animated. Or some of it is, anyway. There are people walking and musicians playing in real time… or as real as time gets in an AI-generated video. Somewhat stiff and rigid, but considering it’s all machine-created, quite stunning.

The editing is somewhat choppy, but it’s still a compelling vision, and it smooths out as the video goes along. The sax players are vivid and colorful but still recognizably human. The guitar solo could have been handled better, but that’s a small complaint.

How much of this is the machine doing its thing and how much is due to human editing, or even from human-generated prompts, I have no idea. But it’s still extremely impressive. It was uploaded 7 days ago (August 7), and is a leap over the “Dreamboat Annie” video, which was posted 12 days ago.

The sad part is, these are better than most videos I’ve seen in years.

Only In 2020

Nuclear Power Trio, “A Clear And Present Rager’

Happy New Year!

2020. Wow! It’s really here.

Back in 1980, Superman comics depicted the future world of 2020…

Superman 2020 comic

So no, we are not living in floating cities with flying cars and controlled weather. Much less having a superhero around.

That’s the downside. On the upside, we’re not living in this either…

Cyberpunk 2020 cover

…yet.

Ya know, if DC Comics had any smarts at all, they would be selling a Superman 2020 collection right now, maybe with a new story or two included. Not just to coincide with the arrival of the year 2020, but the concept was perfectly suited to our Current Year in its wokeness.

See for yourself…

Superman 2020 clip 1

It’s got nazis! And a sop to concerns about overpopulation as well.

The nazis even have their own cool salute…

Superman 2020 clip 2

…and predicted the soyboy epidemic.

Superman 2020 clip 3

And best of all…

Superman 2020 clip 4.jpg

…even though these “Purists” are totally racist, they’re also not racist at all. Now that’s a hell of a trick.

Seriously, DC could make sales from a high-concept series and score virtue-signaling points all at once. They accidentally stumbled across a form of wokeness that might actually make a profit.

Then again, they might get in trouble for this…

Superman 2020 clip 5

Even in the imaginary future, some things never change.

Happy New Year!

 

Black Friday Radio 2019

Extreme Black Friday with, not just a song, but an entire concert of Steely Dan. “Black Friday” starts at 43:35

 

“I’m buggin’ out!” Wonder what’s in that Coke can? It sure seemed to have changed the texture of his night.

Stereolab Rematerialize 2019

Stereolab is back and touring, as the groop plays Chord X again after ten years.

A recent concert from Chicago’s Union Park, about 40 minutes in length –

 

Only Class At This Joint

 

And that is how you maintain civilizational standards.

Better Advertising Through Radiation

American Digest asks the question– “The Japanese: Nuked Too Much Or Not Enough?”

As the Digest put it, “Lots of dancing, singing, video games and the selling of noodles. Complete with a Surfing Tommy Lee Jones working for a BIG payday at 3:16.”

And cats.

So, nuked too much or not enough? The answer is “Yes.”

It wasn’t nuclear radiation that affected them. Rather, it was radioactive exposure to the West, which left their physiology and intellect intact, but severely mutated them on a cultural level. They’re still Japanese, but with a strangely and deeply warped American element mixed in.

Still, they seem happy with it, and I find it highly entertaining.

2018

End of another year. Hope everyone has a terrific New Year!

Added more songs to the list, including a new Steely Dan performance from this year.