Category Archives: Fun Stuff

I’ll Collect Everything That’s Sold

Gonna do just what I please
Gonna wear no socks and shoes
With nothing to do
But catch all the sales and deals
When Black Friday falls you know it’s got to be…

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…don’t let them fall on me!

To paraphrase Morrissey, Wal-Mart shoppers of the world unite!

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After Decades of Humiliation, Sweet Thanksgiving Vindication for Harried Midwest Radio Executive

I did my last post too soon…

Title and details shamelessly swiped from Ed Driscoll

Arthur C. Carlson was right: as God is my witness, turkeys can fly! “After centuries of being largely earthbound, your Thanksgiving turkey is finally able to fly. That is, with the help of a drone … and into a boiling pot of oil.”

Happy Thanksgiving

…continuing the annual tradition from the Pinedale Shopping Mall, on the air in Cincinnati Ohio!

http://www.hulu.com/watch/322

BONUS THANKSGIVING EXTRA: The full theme song performed by Steve Carlisle, a radio hit in 1981 –

Schooling At 367 MPH

[Or: “Too Cool For JUST School”]

In keeping with what seems to be the New School trend around here these days…

Jet-powered school bus. Everyone should own one.

Watch all the way to the end.

Hat tip to VodkaPundit

Another Day Of Schooled

Last week was breakfast at McDonald’s where a couple women attacked a huge guy with ninja-level indifference skillz, not to mention shrugging off a broomstick swung so hard it shattered against him.

This week it’s a woman on the subway who lays into a guy who ain’t so indifferent.

H/T to Vox

Begging To Get Schooled

This is hilarious for all the wrong reasons –

 

I don’t know who’s wrong or who’s right (if anyone) in this mess, but the women were stupid to mix it with this guy. Dude catches chairs like frisbees and ignores a broom handle shattering against him. I’ll even give the one woman credit for being able to swing the broom  handle hard enough to break it, but you just don’t attack a guy that size. Hell, I’m 6’3″, 225 lbs, and in decent shape and I wouldn’t start something with that guy.

I don’t know how it turned out, but for the women’s sake, I hope dude just chilled out instead of snapping their necks like twigs.

Rocktober – Final Friday Finale

[Mildly NSFW]

Friday Night. Halloween. 12:30 AM EST. Rocktober’s Final Friday Night Videos has arrived… like fist to face.

You can’t kill the metal!

It comes from hell!

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Halloween is scary.
Halloween is costumes.
Halloween is metal.

The apex, the sum total, of Halloween is

BATMETAL

No one can destroy BatMetal!
BatMetal will strike you down with a vicious blow!

Rocktober – A Lite Rock In The Storm

Before diving into tonight’s bonecrunching impossibelievable hypertastic Halloween  finale of Rocktober 2014, kick back and enjoy a bit of smooth easy listening –

Rocktober – FNV Bonus Reel

Just for fun… from 1983, listed as “Friday Night Videos opening recorded with the stereo simulcast off the FM radio. Includes a VERY RARE opening of Billy Joel’s “Uptown Girl” made just for FNV.”

Rocktober The Vote!

To quote the Meadow  Party slogan, "This time, why not the worst?"

To quote the Meadow Party slogan, “This time, why not the worst?”

Denied political success, Opus sought and found fame and fortune in heavy metal –

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I’d vote for Bill ‘n’ Opus over anyone in any race in the USA. Their lyrics are better than anything slapped together by today’s political speechwriters and they tell it like it is.

And they have their own kickass theme music instead of renting some worn out and warmed over 70s Mellow Rock song for their ads.