Taylor Swift Buys Internet .Porn

That’s gotta be my clickbaitiest title ever.

So Yahoo’s homepage asks the question, “Why is Taylor Swift buying a .porn Web suffix?”* Obviously clickbait, but one worth investigating. The full story is that a new domain suffix – .sucks – is on the near horizon. The suffix .porn is already out there. Swift, Microsoft, and Harvard have reportedly already bought into .porn. While Swift.porn sounds tailor-made as a service for speedy, uh, delivery, something about combining “micro,” “soft,” and “porn” just seems meta-contradictory somehow.

I’m waiting for someone to start a nightskyradio.sucks site. I’ll know I’ve hit the big time once I’ve attracted hatefollowers.

* The little thumbnail teaser read “Swift buys Web’s .porn”. You know you would have clicked it too.

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Posted on March 23, 2015, in ...The Hell Is This?, Fun Stuff, The World That's Coming and tagged , , . Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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