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Saturday Night Studio – Joe Jackson
So I saw a headline that said Joe Jackson is recovering from a car accident. Turns out it’s not the Joe Jackson I was thinking of, but rather, Michael Jackson’s dad.
Well, glad he’s ok and all that, but who cares? Of much greater interest is the pianist Joe Jackson.
He released his first single in 1978, titled “Is She Really Going Out With Him?” I’m sure every guy has been able to relate to that at least once in his life.
A fun live version from 1980 can be heard here.
When asked about the origins of the song, Jackson stated –
Now, that is just one of those songs that started with the title. I heard that phrase somewhere and I thought that could be a kind of funny song about gorgeous girls going out with monsters. It just started from there. It was just a funny song, or supposed to be funny. It was a great surprise to me when some people interpreted it as being angry.
The full interview is worth reading, and can be found here, which ranges from his tribute album to Duke Ellington to the pointlessness of restricting 16 oz. sodas.
Another well known Jackson song is “You Can’t Get What You Want (Til You Know What You Want) –
Rumor has it that he recorded the song because record contracts at the time stipulated every artist must record at lease one song with Rock Parentheses in the title.
Jackson was touring as recently as last year. This isn’t the best sound quality, but it’s still pretty good.
The first song of his I ever recall hearing back in the early 80s – and one of the earliest music videos I ever saw – was “Steppin’ Out,” which is undisputably a timeless classic. It was on the radio constantly back then. You can’t listen to this song and not want to go out for a night on the town in style. The video is absolutely pitch perfect, allowing anyone to see their story reflected in it.
In this age of sampled, looped, AutoTuned empty beats, not only doesn’t anyone make music like that anymore, I’m not sure anyone even tries.
Literally Raping The Earth? [Kinda NSFW]
…I can’t even tell if this stuff is real anymore.
https://twitter.com/HPluckrose/status/865687735692120064
Now we just need a remixed Mickey Avalon song as the soundtrack. Yeah, that NSFW one.
My dick
The conceptual penis
My dick
Makes the Earth hot like Venus
My dick
Hypermasculine bragging
My dick
Environmental fraggingIt’s time we let the world know
Problematic economic capital
Patriarchial power dynamics
Beats tooling around in a Prius
H/T to New Real Peer Review
Bill Nye, The Sex Junk Guy (No, Really)
“Give it up for DJ Seahorse!” – Bill Nye
Bill Nye the self-described Science Guy teamed up with Rachel Bloom to make a pro-LGBT music video about sexuality being a spectrum, titled “My Sex Junk.”
If you have to ask if it’s NSFW or not, then welcome to planet Earth, stranger.
To borrow some Science Terms from giants such as Newton, Einstein, and Winkler, this thing has not only accelerated to momentary escape velocity on a perpendicular axis in relation to the Carcharhinus amblyrhynchos, it’s looped around an 8-dimensional quantum Mobius Strip and inverted itself into a null version composed purely of hilaritons.
…it’s so bad its hilarious. I honestly cannot tell if this is for real or a joke.
Despite all of that, the most balls-out king hell maximoweird is seeing Bill Nye at a DJ booth getting jiggy with it. It’s like seeing a green-haired Lawrence Welk in a mosh pit.
The Local Rock Group In Japan Is Trying Hard To Learn These Songs
I had no idea how shatteringly empty my life was without knowing Japan has its own Monkees tribute band…
They even have a Fifth Monkee sitting in with the band…
Is it awesome? Yes
Because girl
You know that it’s best
With a little bit East
And a little bit West
“My Trumps”
So it started with this post by Heartiste, in which we see a proggie lose its mind…
That just begs for a song (in the style of “My Humps” by the Black Eyed Peas)…
What you gonna do with all that Trump?
All that Trump they couldn’t stump?He drives these libtards crazy
He does it on the daily
He makes them really trigg’ry
‘Specially that Puff TrigglyMy Trumps, my Trumps
He grabs their lady lumpsYou can cry but you can’t touch him
Can’t touch him, he’s-a start some MAGA
Some MAGA, you don’t want no MAGA?They say he’s evil, bigly
They go and do a Triggly
All the manjaws and the low-Ts
Trigg’ring every zhir and xeMy Trumps, my Trumps
He grabs them by their rumps
My Trumps, my Trumps
He grabs their lady lumps
Catchy, innit? Someone should record it.
Trump’s presidency is gonna be highly entertaining.
Saturday Night Studio – Four Winds
So a while back, Pharrel Williams teamed up with Daft Punk (and movie score composer Hans Zimmer!), among others, to record an album. One of the singles released was “Gust Of Wind,” which is a fun, upbeat tune with some real depth to it –
The song has become so popular that the internet is saturated with people doing their own covers of it. A few of them are surprisingly good… and sometimes surprisingly different.
Stephen Jerzak did a guitar based cover which sounds pretty good. But watch his buddy Joel in the background…
At around the 3:05 point, Joel is playing three instruments at once.
Morgane & Waxx do a more low-key version, but it still has its appeal –
Valter Kabas brings the funk in an instrumental version, with some heavy awesome bass –
He’s got quite a pile of videos, there’s some terrific stuff. Especially if you’re a Jamiroquai fan.
Finally, Grace Rodgers and her band take a spin. Her version take s a minute to get used to, but once they set their groove, it works very well.
I would love to hear this group do more covers.
Speaking of… I’m not sure if that’s Grace in Nuclassica or not, but they have a number of covers on their site here and here.
Heard any excellent cover songs lately? Post ’em in a comment.
Saturday Night Studio – New Year’s Eve
Have some music to rock out the old year and ring in the new!
See you in 2017!
The Last Christmas
I just read over at Vox Popoli that George Michael of Wham! died today, Christmas Day.
I liked some of their music back in the 80s, and this has been a perennial radio staple this time of year ever since it was released –
Black Friday 2016
It’s that time of year again…. load up your machine guns and storm the stores for those Black Friday sales!
Stores should be required to play nothing but Steely Dan songs today. Maybe it would chill some of the more… frenetic… shoppers out. Well, at least until they got to “Don’t Take Me Alive!
Some Steely Dan for your shopper-survivalist weekend –