Capping It Off
Today is the birthday of curmudgeon economist and Djarum Black smoker Captain Capitalism. ‘Tis always fun to see his rants and rails against fluffy-minded liberal “thinkers.”
He promised me several kilos and enough hookers to snort it all off of in exchange for the pimpage. I expect delivery by Saturday.
Posted on February 19, 2013, in Economic$, Fun Stuff, Life and tagged economics, fun stuff, life. Bookmark the permalink. 8 Comments.
*laughs*
Is that sanitary?
Anyway, the pimpage worked. First visit to Captain Capitalism, who is obviously a great writer.
I haven’t spent much time on economics blogs, because . . . because it was my understanding there would be no math.
Can’t I just say, “Yes, of course Hayek was right!” and leave it at that?
Fun is inversely proportional to sanitary-ness.
If everyone would just agree Hayek was right, we could all save a lot of hassle and have more time for grilling out and playing Rock Band.
Nightsky, it’s not my place to tell you how to live your life, but if I were you, I’d keep the hookers and just shoot up.
I did that, but the bullet damage killed a couple of the hookers. Then I realized you meant the other kind of shooting up. I shouldn’t read comments after eightballs and Red Bull.
This is getting crazy, man.
I blame unbridled laissez faire capitalism.
What? All I got for my Captain Capitalism pimpage was a free copy of his latest book! I’ve been gypped!
You win. I hear the book is loaded with advice how you can score hookers and blow anytime you want. And we all know how much you love hookers and blow. And Mentos.
I’m thinking come Saturday, I’ll post a comment on Cap’s place asking where payment is. I doubt he even knows this post exists.