Category Archives: Life

The Future Is Bright After All

H/T Vox Popoli

I’m in!

12

12 years since I started this. Strange to think it was half of this century ago.

Random Static 4-24-2024

Just some random things I’ve wondered about.

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Pretty much everyone knows what “sampling” is in music, defined as “the act of taking a portion, or sample, of one sound recording and reusing it as an instrument or a sound recording in a different song or piece.”

Sampling has gotten ridiculous, to the point where people have sampled a sample, not knowing the piece of music they are sampling was first sampled from an even older song, and so on and so on.

Some songs will have multiple samples in a single track, sometimes a ludicrous number of them.

Some time ago, it occurred to me that perhaps one reason for all the excessive sampling in the music business is that it provides a perfectly byzantine means to launder money.

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From “Everything Is Political Now” Dept. –

Sky & Telescope tells us the correct way to remember space acronyms.

Today’s classification scheme was born at Harvard College Observatory. Starting in 1886 under Edward C. Pickering, the observatory staff photographed and classified thousands of spectral types. They assigned them letters from A through Q, generally in alphabetical order from the simplest-looking to the most complex. But soon a more natural system became clear. By rearranging and merging classifications, Antonia C. Maury and Annie J. Cannon found that they could fit nearly all stars’ spectra into one smooth, continuous sequence. The sequence matched the stars’ color temperatures, from the hottest, blue-white stars at one end to relatively cool, orange-red ones at the other.

But it was too late to reassign the letters. When the dust cleared, the rearranged sequence ran O B A F G K M from hot to cool. Spectral types on the blue end were called “early” and those on the red end “late.” These terms are still used today, though the incorrect idea they embody — that stars simply cool with age — has been obsolete for generations.

…The time-honored mnemonic for remembering the spectral sequence, invented by Henry Norris Russell when astronomy’s leadership was all male, is “Oh Be A Fine Girl Kiss Me.” In 1995 Mercury magazine published a student’s rejoinder: “Only Boys Accepting Feminism Get Kissed Meaningfully.”

Even astronomy is feminist now.

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I refuse to refer to “the pandemic” because it was no such thing.

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Some languages place the descriptor before the object, such as “black cat” or “speeding car.” Other languages place the object before the descriptor. I wonder how this affects thought processes. Does one way lean more toward abstract thought and the other toward more concrete thought? Does language influence one’s thought processes, or do the processes determine the type of language? Some of both in a reinforcement loop?

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This is an interesting month for numbers. April 2 2024 is 2/4/24 or 2424. April 14 is 04/14/24, a nice numerical progression. April 22 is 4/22/24, or 42224. Today is April 24 2024 which s 4/24/24, or 42424.

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I got nothin’ else right now.

2020 Is Cyberpunk

On New Year’s Day 2020, I noted that we are not living in a future with flying cars, much less floating cities patrolled by superheroes. As I said then, that’s the downside, but the upside is that we’re not living in this either…

Cyberpunk 2020 cover

How quickly reality likes to disabuse us of our quaint notions.

Ok, so it’s not exactly like the way the 80s envisioned 2020, but let’s look around us –

  • Computer and communications networks linking nearly the entire world
  • Global economy teetering on the brink of collapse
  • People being socially ostracized for thinking outside the Officially Approved Narrative
    Cyberpunk 2020 Diversity And Unity
    [from the sourcebook NeoTribes, 1995]
  • Corporations essentially ruling, or at least strongly influencing, the world
  • Worldwide pandemic, with people wearing facemasks outside to avoid breathing the “bad air”

I’m sure you can think of more. The Cyberpunk book even mentions something called “Storm Technologies” coming to prominence into 2019 and 2020, which might amuse any Qanon fans out there.

But not William Gibson, not Rudy Rucker, not “The Mighty Bruces” Bethke and Sterling, not even Mike Pondsmith and the crew at R. Talsorian predicted this.

A smart toilet could identify you by your ‘analprint’ and detect diseases

A prototype smart toilet that can identify you by your “analprint” and monitor your trip to the loo has been created by researchers at Stanford University. It’s equipped with cameras and sensors that collect information on your bodily waste, and it uses that data to look for any health issues you might have.

The “analprint” is the toilet’s primary way of identifying each user. Much to the authors’ dismay, it’s also the aspect of the toilet that’s gotten the most attention since the paper describing the proto-toilet was published in a press release and the journal Nature Biomedical Engineering on Monday.

“It’s a minor part of our system,” Seung-min Park, a senior research scientist at Stanford University and the paper’s lead author, told The Verge.

The article reports that the inspiration for “analprints” was Salvador Dali. Somehow not surprised.

It’s not a bad idea, in theory. It could help people discover health problems before they become serious. But of course, it can’t be that simple.

The article cites privacy concerns, which are well-founded in a bizarrely disturbing way – the government has always been up your ass, but this makes it literal. But the article also notes “due to the fixed camera angles of the GoPro, the smart toilet would film female genitalia in addition to the anal region, which is why the first study included an all-male participant pool.”

Imagine your toilet being hacked.* Not only are you at risk for identity-theft-by-ass-recognition, you might end up the star of the show on the internet somewhere. With your identity clearly known.

The forthcoming game Cyberpunk 2077, dark and oppressive as it is, might be looking a little too optimistic.
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H/T to this Redstate article I found while researching , and to Ace of Spades HQ, your go-to source in all toilet-related concerns.

*Now there’s a phrase I never envisioned writing.

Mr. Chair Man

“”I am”… I said
To no one there
And no one heard at all
Not even the chair”

– Neil Diamond, “I Am… I Said”

Mr. Horrible is upset that someone keeps taking his chair. Someone who isn’t even there –

Happy New Year!

2020. Wow! It’s really here.

Back in 1980, Superman comics depicted the future world of 2020…

Superman 2020 comic

So no, we are not living in floating cities with flying cars and controlled weather. Much less having a superhero around.

That’s the downside. On the upside, we’re not living in this either…

Cyberpunk 2020 cover

…yet.

Ya know, if DC Comics had any smarts at all, they would be selling a Superman 2020 collection right now, maybe with a new story or two included. Not just to coincide with the arrival of the year 2020, but the concept was perfectly suited to our Current Year in its wokeness.

See for yourself…

Superman 2020 clip 1

It’s got nazis! And a sop to concerns about overpopulation as well.

The nazis even have their own cool salute…

Superman 2020 clip 2

…and predicted the soyboy epidemic.

Superman 2020 clip 3

And best of all…

Superman 2020 clip 4.jpg

…even though these “Purists” are totally racist, they’re also not racist at all. Now that’s a hell of a trick.

Seriously, DC could make sales from a high-concept series and score virtue-signaling points all at once. They accidentally stumbled across a form of wokeness that might actually make a profit.

Then again, they might get in trouble for this…

Superman 2020 clip 5

Even in the imaginary future, some things never change.

Happy New Year!

 

2019

2019 has been….. quite a year. To close out quite a decade!

Oreos Goeth Before A Fall

H/T Ace of Spades HQ

Oreo Pride Cookies

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Only Class At This Joint

 

And that is how you maintain civilizational standards.

1/9/19

Double 19 requires two “19” songs.

That song was all over MTV in the mid-80’s. I believe it got a fair amount of radio play as well.

Interesting story behind the making of the song –

https://youtu.be/WiNy7F7VzM8

You probably knew this one was coming. Another big radio hit –